enquanto não sai a porcaria do "almost out the door!"(segundo a atari) , ou seja o famigerado exploration pack, o jeito eh rir com os topicos do forum oficial, trechos tirados de um topico:
Oahu 6 O'Clock News...
Hello and welcome to Oahu News at 6 O'Clock. Our top stories: Lamborghini have stopped selling cars in Oahu due to the island not affording them, Bugatti are still selling 1 Veyron every 10 minutes to kids not old enough to drive which are then promptly written off in ramming incidents, somehow 10 Shelby Cobra Daytona Coupé wrecks are scattered around the island even though only 6 were ever made, cars keep disappearing from the roads and then re-appearing in a different part of the island, and apparently the Wilder Brothers are squabbling with Stuart again. We'll be back at 10 O'Clock, or in 24 minutes in actual time...
...and now weather. Rain will keep falling every ten minutes...now back to the music...
...Unfortunately, due to censorship reasons we now only have 2 radio stations, one that plays rock music that no-one has ever heard of and a dance station that also plays music no-one has ever heard of, also due to budgeting reasons these stations have about 6 songs each, now over to traffic...
...at least 6 Bugatti's today, were challenging Beetle to race. Eye witnesses said, no challenges accepted. CCXR will withdraw from selling cars on Oahu due to broken six gear. Another 80% of people still complaining about car performance at car dealers. More news to come...
...The Department Of Public Safety is holding an enquiry into an apparent lapse of regulations which have allowed a number of the races in the ongoing 'Solar Crown' race tournament to take place on public roads which have not been closed to traffic. Several of these races, including one which was run the wrong way on a divided highway, have resulted in accidents and injuries to participants and bystanders alike. Solar Crown sponsor Stuart Wintory was unavailable for comment, as he was busy 'squabbling with the Wilder Brothers'...
...In an unrelated matter, motorbikes have been banned in Oahu and Ibiza due to alleged 'extreme difficulty to control, let alone race' despite numerous pleas and evidence to the contrary. A spokesperson for the numerous governments called Stuart WIntory said several months ago 'motorbikes may be back sometime soon' but we have heard nothing since, probably due to an ongoing feud with the WIlder Brothers Finally, every public building on these two islands as well as the sidewalks, parks, etcetera etcetera have been closed off for no apparent reason. We'll see you next ti... wait, it appears the Wilder Brothers are squabbling with Mr Wintory AGAIN, we'll have more on this story as it breaks, but for now, goodbye.
...Also a new law went in to effect stating that everyone that has a pink Mustang cannot sell it or paint it. There were thousands of reportings of "herbey" VW Bug sightings yesterday alone. And later we will talk about why Bugatti choses to sell there worlds fastest car, the Veyron SS, only in used car dealerships...
..TRAFFIC SPOTLIGHT
...We've just been informed that construction crews are on hand to renovate roads, and clear invisible curbs that have caused injuries and 976 deaths so far this year...
...Welcome back to Oahu News. In the meantime, we discover that the main reason of striking sales of the RUF Rturbo is it's striking resemblance to the Porsche 911 Tu--
*EA Reps come in and take him to court*...
...Police report! Police have arrested and or fined over 9000 people for littering concrete in oahu and ibiza! Police report said they were mixing concrete just to play the crossword puzzles, and they were getting rid of all the concrete. We will be back shortly...
e consegui o q mais queria, desbloqueei o lvl 2, eu quero ver qual é dos sticks do casino... Agora perciso ganhar, né?
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